February 2012
1 post
1 tag
“Electrons are the Whores of the universe”
– Bennett Wilson (August 30th 2006 via Jordan Hall)
November 2010
1 post
WatchWarning: A little gross.
October 2010
4 posts
Bennett: There's a nor'easter coming
Intern: What's a nor'easter?
Bennett: ...Oh, you'll see
“You need a 45. Trust me I’ve chased deer that have been hit with a bow and...”
Watchstevecozz:
Bennett left CollegeHumor. There were no survivors.
September 2010
2 posts
1 tag
WatchBennett found a pogo stick on set.
August 2010
6 posts
“I had an idea, it’s just really dangerous, for a camera cooling system...”
“All I want to do is make a ton of money from my garden and buy Armenia.”
“… So I want to buy a firetruck.”
“I’m gonna frame my house in all steel. I don’t want it to go up in a...”
July 2010
3 posts
“If you’re going to get a yellow card you might as well kick someone in the...”
“I’ll teach you to grip, and you can finally quit saving lives”
– - Bennett to an EMT
(via Julia, Bennett’s wife)
June 2010
4 posts
“Come on woman I’m married. You want my damn balsa wood or not?”
“It would take me more time to drive and pick one up than it would to build one.”
– Bennett - on tables
“That’s OK, grime is good. That’s where flavor comes from. All the...”
March 2010
3 posts
WatchBennett is in the office today (continued)
January 2010
5 posts
“Hi, Bennett, this is Fred, the intern. I’m calling about the NASA...”
“Its nice to be killing mice again.”
– After killing a mouse with a paint stick.
December 2009
1 post
September 2009
2 posts
“I’ve broken both wrists, my arm, dislocated both shoulders twice,...”
August 2009
10 posts
“…Or you could get a goat. You’ll have milk, they mow the lawn, and...”
“Go to the zoo and blow a loud horn at the animals and film it!”
“Oh I’m thrilled! 2 whole feet! I love that the Japanese are excited that...”
– in reference to this
1 tag
“Do I have a kilt? Yes, I own a kilt. I own two.”
Bennetts most recent YouTube search: “how to make an inexpensive vertical wind turbine…part 1”
“I was trying to get funding to start a program on Everest called ‘Clean Up...”
“I’m going to joint compound your mouth closed.”
“I’m building the worlds largest box next month”
Bennett’s last youtube video search was for “building a Tesla Coil”
July 2009
3 posts
“Well, I’m not the internet. Maybe it knows more about basil.”
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June 2009
7 posts
“I did 97 pushups in circus class once.”
“I just think gravity is misunderstood. Einstein was wrong.”
“I didn’t set it on fire, it caught on fire.”
“Would it cut bone? Oh yeah.”
“I’m gonna build giant Medieval doors on the outside.”