Electrons are the Whores of the universe

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Bennett Wilson (August 30th 2006 via Jordan Hall)

Warning: A little gross.

Bennett: There's a nor'easter coming
Intern: What's a nor'easter?
Bennett: ...Oh, you'll see

You need a 45. Trust me I’ve chased deer that have been hit with a bow and arrow. You need a gun.

“Bennett eating breakfast”

stevecozz:

Bennett left CollegeHumor. There were no survivors.

Bennett found a pogo stick on set.

I had an idea, it’s just really dangerous, for a camera cooling system with liquid nitrogen.

All I want to do is make a ton of money from my garden and buy Armenia.