Electrons are the Whores of the universe
—
Bennett Wilson (August 30th 2006 via Jordan Hall)

Warning: A little gross.
Bennett: There's a nor'easter coming
Intern: What's a nor'easter?
Bennett: ...Oh, you'll see
You need a 45. Trust me I’ve chased deer that have been hit with a bow and arrow. You need a gun.
Bennett left CollegeHumor. There were no survivors.
Bennett found a pogo stick on set.
I had an idea, it’s just really dangerous, for a camera cooling system with liquid nitrogen.
All I want to do is make a ton of money from my garden and buy Armenia.


